Lists

There are some people who 1. Make lists and others who b. Don't. You'd guess from that sentence that I'm a listmaker but you'd be wrong. I'm of the third variety. I like to rely on memory and/or rote recital of the things I must remember. Which is why I'm commonly short of important items and seen wandering around muttering catchy tunes like cleaning products and sprite; cleaning products and sprite; cleaning products and sprite. I like to think of it as my own little addition to the Law of Attraction. Repeat the word for an item frequently enough, and it will come to you.  Or be thrown at you.   Whichever.

My friends think I'm laying the groundwork for an insanity defense. Which is a good idea by the way.  Just in case.  Put it on my list...